Restaurant Romance

Artist Unknown. From the story "The Love that Failed" in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

Artist Unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

This is why your food always arrives cold. The restaurant staff is having an emotional meltdown—crying into your creamed corn, blubbering over your Brussels sprout.

For God’s sake, give ‘em a big tip and stop complaining!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

 

 

└ Tags: ,

I’m Glad I Listened to Mother

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "A Moment to Remember" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Translation: Listen to your mother and date a college man who buys you jewelry.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

└ Tags:

Treat Me Better

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "That Lonely Sound" in FIRST KISS #36, Feb. 1964.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “That Lonely Sound” in FIRST KISS #36, Feb. 1964.

BONNIE: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe I thought you’d treat me differently because they’re convicted murderers, IRS agents and (worst of all) phone solicitors. And you—you’re the man I was going to marry…until five seconds ago.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Pavlov’s Secretary

Artist unknown. From the story "My Kisses Were Cheap" in DIARY LOVES #5, 1950.

Artist unknown. From the story “My Kisses Were Cheap” in DIARY LOVES #5, 1950.

Professor Ivan Pavlov trains a new secretary—and future ex-wife.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

└ Tags: ,

My Etsy Shop Opens; Free Gift Until Nov. 23 for Fans

The two-sided Evil Twin T-shirt is one of several shirts in our Etsy store.

The two-sided Evil Twin T-shirt is one of several shirts in our Etsy store.

Nov. 17, 2014

Pop the champagne! The Last Kiss Etsy store opened today!

At long last, I’m able to offer online fans the same fun goodies that I’ve been selling for years at conventions. Starting off, I’ve got three of my most popular Last Kiss T-shirts and 20 or so of my best-selling tote bags.

Brimming with caffeine power to keep you going, this tote is one of many Last Kiss bags being offered in our new Etsty store.

Brimming with caffeine power to keep you going, this tote is one of many Last Kiss bags being offered in our new Etsy store.

 

And to thank my hard-core fans, I’m offering a special gift. Through Sunday (Nov. 23) at 9 p.m. (Pacific Time Zone), I’ll include a free copy of my Last Kiss Sticky Notebook with every order of $30 or more.

This eye-catching book is filled with sticky notes (like “Post-Its”) sporting six different Last Kiss images. All of ‘em hilarious. 25 sticky notes per design. It was published by Dark Horse Comics.

Important: To receive the notebook, please note in the message to the seller at check out that you’re a “Last Kiss fan” and whether you saw this offer on my website, my mailing list or on Facebook.

Last Kiss Sticky Notebook CoverLast Kiss Sticky Notes

Order today and make yourself (and me) deliriously happy!

Love and Last Kisses,

John Lustig

└ Tags:
 
November 25th, 2014

Turkey Turmoil

Happy Thanksgiving!

At the risk of being serious, I’ve got to say that I am insanely grateful to everyone who reads Last Kiss. Knowing that so many of you share my twisted sense of humor make it all worthwhile.

I also want to give a big thanks to my Pilgrim-painting pal Mike Pascale for today’s art and the basic idea for the gag. As soon as I read it, I said, “Wow! That’s no turkey!”

Meanwhile, back in 1962…
See the original 1962 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Pilgrim man talking to a Pilgrim woman who has her hand over her face.

PILGRIM MAN: But…you said to “grab a breast!”

PILGRIM WOMAN: I meant the turkey’s…not my sister’s!

Artist Unknown Pilgrim’s Progress: Mike Pascale
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
25.1.4.1